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Comedy Variety

Chris Bliss

October 19, 2010
Ideas for Acts

A fresh and captivating new voice in the tradition of American satire from WillRogers to Dennis Miller, Chris Bliss delivers smart comedy for the information age.

Now a Tonight Show favorite, Chris was internationally known as an innovative variety artist before beginning his comedy career – touring with major artists from Eric Clapton to Julio Inglesias, and chosen by Michael Jackson as the opening act for his record-breaking “Victory Tour”

Insightful humor, capped off with a world-class variety finale that your audience won’t soon forget – Chris Bliss is two of the best in one outstanding performer.

*****

“proving smart comedy transcends politics and narrow-mindedness” – L.A. Times

“Simply superb” – Washington Post

” One of the brightest comics working…I really enjoy this man’s work” – Jay Leno

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